in the most professional way, of course.


WHO is the Big Hair behind PURRFECSHUN..?

Starting with PURRFECSHUN being awarded as Top 43 Web Designers in Chicago of 2022 by Expertise for the fourth year in a row and featured in VoyageChicago Magazine as one of "Chicago's Most Inspiring Entrepreneurs & Independent Businesses."

*drops the mic*

(comes back to pick it up because I'm not done...)

*clears throat*

This award winning web design agency is made by a BOLDFACED and SUPERHUMAN designer. You need me. The kind of lady who'll use words like a sword and grab customers by the balls. The sheer variety of my talent is how I stand out in this industry - the fact that I'm kinda cute and smell of digital ink & roses doesn't hurt either!

The standard of my design work for you will be the same: higher than a giraffe's genitals. My versatility can provide exactly what you, your company, and your products/services need, without compromising quality.

Think about it: when have you seen
such obscenity written with such caliber?

Services that i can ROCK OUT just for you

Pick your talent...and your nose!

graphic design skull

Goo-oozing Graphic Designs

Marketing stuff with cool designs, I’m a real Jedi Master when it comes to helping small businesses get the attention they’ve been missing by hiring a bunch of cheap marketing bozos. Whether you need a new logo, an invitation design, a business card, or something in between…I make magic happen.

web design

Purple Cow Web Design

You have to get people to notice you. So, since you can't strip down to your nakedity and go yelling down the street with a billboard, you need me. With my web design skills, and creative copywriting, I’ll make it easy for your site to become a “purple cow,” so you simply stand out.

I have uncontrollable design ideas and code pouring out of my ears constantly; it's a little pathetic, actually.

branding and corporate identity

BIG Blast Brand Development

I've created and rocked the brand identity of attorneys, dentists, film production companies, social media websites, clothing designers and other professionals, as well as your regular Joe Blow company, during my career.

Don't let this comic style fool you, mmmkay?
SEO content writing

Sexy Written Content New

SEO content that's not just sexy, but profitable. No, seriously. I write high-converting sales letters, video scripts, landing pages and promo emails. Whatever it is, I’ll get them drooling for you.

I write jaw dropping, lip smacking, eyelash fluttering copy that sucks your audience in like super sour patch kids.

Obviously, I can get your point across. My brain is going to be the Bonnie to your Clyde.

SEO diamond

Sassy SEO solutions New

Who gives a damn about your site if nobody sees it? Money sure doesn't. Let's shine up your "dorky" website into a diamond worthy of "popular girl" status. You need that right presence to grab the attention (and money) you want.

Customers will be powerless against your "game" and "pick-up lines."

mobile web design

Cash grubbing mobile UI/UX Design

We are in the midst of the "A.D.D-suffering zombies." Our worlds stop at the bling of a text or Instagram notification. Without an eye-catching mobile site, you WILL be ignored. You'll be that one guy at the party who skipped their deodorant and seeks you out to buy you a drink, so to speak.

Does your site have it's deodorant on?

I get high off my own brain's supply and never worry about running out.

New ideas are born into my head like a very fertile fiend who never goes through menopause.

Case Study: F.R.O.G. Pumpkins

A DOPE Case Study: F.R.O.G. Pumpkins


The Company and Idea

Quirky minded startup business owners Amy & Herb Kaplan of The Hitching Wagon, sought out the PURRFECSHUNist for a logo design for their new venture of F.R.O.G. (Free-Range, Organic, Gluten-Free) Pumpkins.

Keeping a humorous theme of selling odd gift items like a “Stick in a Box,” and a fork and a spoon in a box for a Valentine’s Day “Spooning” and “Forking,” they wanted a pumpkin logo to represent the continued silliness of this brand.

Thinking “the goofier the better,” I drew a concept of an extremely healthy pumpkin – not just that typical “Organic/Green” design blandness. I mean, think about it: how the hell is a pumpkin “free range?”

Give it some jacked arms…? *Kanye shrug*

Alrighty…but that’s not enough though. He’s obviously a narcissistic Pumpkin, so we’d need some ridiculous Jersey Shore-worthy “Situation” abs on it.

The Awesomeness Called "The Result"

Not coming up short at all on the “stem” with an undeniable “curve” and the decision of a not-so-feminine color on his much deserved Star of Awesomeness, F.R.O.G. Pumpkin was more conceited than ever.

This one surely ain’t gon’ be no Pumpkin Pie this Holiday…or ever. He will also not be added with any “spice” either…does he look “sweet” to you or something?!

Amy & Herb’s new F.R.O.G. Pumpkin logo stays pimpin’ the lady veggies in the garden and represents all the goodness having an organic pumpkin can bring to the family that orders one. They won’t be able to resist the muscles either, so be careful.

Gallery of Visual Arrogance

Take it easy, you can quickly become overwhelmed by the dopeness.

no, seriously.

Dr. Seuss Announcement

One fish, two fish, red fish, preggo fish. Wait, that's not it! Dr. Seuss would be proud though.

Pet Parent Tees

Have your pets gloat and brag about your Pet Parenting with Pet Parent Tees!

Dr. Sims Dentistry

Edgewater dentist website and promo materials looking crisp and sparkly, like an expensive set of polished up veneers!

Leo, The Surveyor

TWO Illustrative posters for comedic film. Did I mention that it was a 48 hour deadline?! Whew.

Dykes Of Hazard

Tongue-in-cheek, out-spoken, hysterical, bad-ass mother....shut-yo-mouth!

1st Birthday Invitation

Manga Pop-up 1st birthday invitation fit for a little Asian-ish princess, and impressed the "foofy" Mom!

Holiday Party

(Getting) Busy parents expecting Baby #3 around Christmas, which was near Mommy's Birthday and the Baby Shower; have 'em altogether. What the hell?

Delicious Testimonials

“She did waaay better than expected on the project, that we decided to have her revamp our website. It looks amazing! We could not be happier. All work was done professionally and with a sense of humor.”

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Grant Sims, Dr. Sims Dentistry D.D.S.

Chicago Dentist - GrantSimsDDS.com

“These designs are absolutely stunning. You captured the story perfectly in a very simplistic way and I cannot say how excited I am that I have met you! ..the chocolateness of the second design is utter genius! I love it!”

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Terrell Grice, Mile123 Productions


“I'm in love with your work!...You are very good and I love how you present your work. Rock on. Follows directions and her work is always on target and her rates are reasonable.  Brain storms were great, and she knocked out the work I needed on time and under budget.  Highly recommended!”

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Bart Wilson, VPIX360

Chief Innovation Officer at VPix360

“Responsive, professional and has a great marketing sense. I have no hesitation endorsing Purrfecshun Designs. You are gifted!”

Nathan Ewing Testimonial

Nathan Ewing, Law Offices of Nathan Ewing, LLC

Attorney - NTELawOffices

“You brought my vision to life. Thank you soooooo much!”

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Michael Pellegrino, The Authors World

Best-selling Author, Producer & Business Professional

“One of the best designers/graphic artists in Chicago! She is super creative, professional and a delight to work with. She did an awesome job on over 100 designs for my growing T-shirt business and she also did a fabulous job on party invitations for my own personal use. I couldn't be happier. ”

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Memorie Knox, Good News Garments


“The MOST creative person that I know...I can honestly say from the moment I sat down with the designer Mona, I felt comfortable in knowing that she was going to not only bring me professional work, but unique and creative ideas. I have had this company do everything from invitations to a baby shower to personalized birth announcements.”

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Julnar Shelby-Brown, Mommy


“Working with Ramona was a cool breeze! I came to her with an idea for a logo and she turned it into exactly what I wanted. She communicated with me about everything and it was all done in a very timely manner. Even through the tweaks and changes she was right there getting the job done. I even emailed her a year later with a question and guess what? She still helped!”

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Tameka P., Xxplicit Content


so, You Made It This Far, huh?
My smart mouth hasn't scared you off?

You're exactly the kind of client I WANT!

Seriously, if you've read this far, and you're lol-ing (serious face but at least smiling on the inside), you have to at least try me out. Even if you're not lol-ing in any shape, way, or form, you still have to try me out. Why? To justify all the time you just wasted, that's why. You don't just travel all the way to Mexico and then not eat an authentic taco. You just don't.

Failure to blow your mind will force me to commit ritual suicide and spill my steaming entrails all over my drawing tablets. So, yeah...